A Continuance… As ever, customary cautions may (or may not) apply… Parental Advisory: contains bad words Trigger-Warning: contains facts Safe-Space Guidance: contains opinions with which you may disagree Allergy Advice: contains ideas you may consider nuts Political Correctness Detection: contains innuendo you may find offensive O ma gawd. Not again. That effing Graham geezer, Old Captain Pastel Pants… Captain Ranty-Pants... He’s back. Like a puke in a lift. Yeesh. What is it now? Well, my Coronial chums, recent SM events (social media posts... not, my fellow pervs, sado-masochistic gatherings; geez, in these freakishly socially-detached times, the chance would be a fine thing, eh?) got me t
Old Captain Pastel Pants rides out again. As ever, customary cautions apply… Parental Advisory: contains bad words Trigger-Warning: contains facts Safe-Space Guidance: contains opinions with which you may disagree Allergy Advice: contains ideas you may consider nuts Political Correctness Detection: contains innuendo you may find offensive It’s me. I’m back. Just like I threatened I would be. And, as in my previous ramblings on ‘stories and themes' (geez, remember that one? No? Me neither...) I'm here to up your antes, tickle up your fancies and wedge up your panties. Metaphorically speaking. As day 48 (or thereabouts… Pfff... I’ve lost count) dawns or concludes… and that will depend on your
As ever, customary cautions apply... Parental Advisory: contains bad words Trigger-Warning: contains facts Safe-Space Guidance: contains opinions with which you may disagree Allergy Advice: contains ideas you may consider nuts Political Correctness Detection: contains innuendo you may find offensive Word up, fellow humans (and others). I’m back. From outer space… Dare I say: you’ve got that look upon your face? But enough singalong pop frivolity already… Solemn business awaits. So buckle-up, boys and girls (and others); I spy a bunch of blatherings ahoy. And don’t you just adore that universal collective noun that the Yanks have so generously gifted us? Bunch. 'Bunch of bananas’ or ‘bunch of
