My customary cautions apply... Parental Advisory: contains bad words Trigger-Warning: contains facts Safe-Space Guidance: contains opinions with which you may disagree Allergy Advice: contains ideas you may consider nuts Picture for illustration purposes. Actual reality may differ. Gather round, Coronal chums, I wanna tell you a story. And it’s a big one. I may lose some of you along the way before the tale is all told, but tell it I must. It’s a story about stories, as it happens. Well… that’s what it’s initially about anyway. As events unfold it will probably swerve off-course and, like a painful-to-evacuate, diabolically oversized turd, only after repeated attempts to flush it away, will
Parental Advisory: contains bad words Trigger-Warning: contains facts Safe-Space Guidance: contains opinions with which you may disagree Allergy Advice: contains ideas you may consider nuts ‘Ello, ‘ello, ‘ello, what’s goin’ on ‘ere then? Geez, Benjamin, you irrepressibly effervescent yet simultaneously disturbing source of incontinent circumlocution, we have only just emerged bruised, bothered and bewildered from the tortuous voyage into critical cerebral confusion that was your previous impenetrable lexicographical artefact. What can you conceivably have to torment us with further, not to mention so soon already, damn you? I hear you enquire. Well, dear readers, stalkers and inquisitors - a
